Dad Jokes: 7/31/18

Dad Jokes: 7/31/18

Everyone in my family was a police officer, except for my grandad, who was a bank robber.
He died last week surrounded by his family.

I just asked Siri :
“Surely it’s not going to rain today?”
She said “it will, and don’t call me Shirley”
…Forgot to take my phone off Airplane mode.

The firefighters in Greece are making the fire worse…
You aren’t supposed to use water on Greece fires.

I can think of two good reasons to wear diapers
Number one and number two.


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Liquor Review: E&J Apple Brandy

Liquor Review: E&J Apple Brandy

Looking to get into Apple Brandy,  I picked this up and was taken away with the pleasant aroma of Apples the slight burn of Brandy.

While this was not my favorite Apple Brandy,  this may be due to the Apple Flavor vs Apples alike Laird.  Which is not a bad thing it’s all the matter of fermenting.

Next time I will try it mixed!

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